Ellie Gibson, dating app extraordinaire and discerning connoisseur of New York singletons, shares with us her 'top ten' of things on Hinge that make her go, "just no, hun".

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1. You're wearing sunglasses in most of your photographs, except the last one when you look completely different

2. You've only used images of you in a group, so I can't work out who you are.

3. You've asked me my thoughts on Hawaiian pizza. If that's a make or break for you, then that's a break for me (this has happened more than once).

4. You've tried to be edgy and not included a single photo of yourself (this has also happened more than once).

5. Photos with girls and babies – confusing and unnecessary.

6. Baby photos of you, also unnecessary, everyone was cute when they were a baby.

7. Every photo is you with your top off in the gym.

8. You're posing mid-step in every single photo of you – why are you always stepping?

9. In an obvious ploy to give off “deep” vibes, you’ve included several pictures of you looking wistfully into the distance.

10. You're wearing a cowboy hat and a jazzy green suit with flowers all over it, and posing against a green screen. Your name is also Doug.

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